alt.energy.renewable

Kanga-Spam Fuels lodges Construction Permits for Australia's
First Kanga-Spam to Methane Production Plant

Redfern, SYD--Kanga-Spam Fuels, Inc. (OTCBB: SHIT) lodged for its
permits with Redfern City Council for Sydney's first Spam to
Methane production facility in June.

The location for this facility is in a small run-down 2-bedroom
council-owned terrace-house with excessive amounts of internet access,
Sydney in
a particularly insalubrious part of Australia. The production facility
will be located
adjacent to the Kanga Porcelain Facility (the smallest production room
in the house).

The facility will use Kanga-Spam waste streams as its feedstock and
will produce approximately million gallons of pure methane
per year as well as serve as a future demonstration facility for
Kanga-Spam's Bio-Urea production process

To reduce the environmental footprint to an absolute minimum, the
facility will use recycled hogwash and will meet roughly 70% of its
total energy needs by utilizing the energy stored in CAPSLOCK, a
process
co-product.

Through this facility, Kanga-Spam will provide sufficient Methane to
cause the complete evacuation of Redfern (technically, this process
will be known as "Sydney having a dump"), resulting in a more
industrious population and a sweeter-smelling environment with a far
lower liability on the welfare system.

A major driver for the new process is the refusal of 48 different
waste-disposal companies to handle the Kanga-Spam and its re-
designation as Ultra-Toxic Waste.